The sports gods weren't kind to the Jays, nor to EM-Bowlers in Week 9. Not a soul managed to get double digits. A normally respectable score of 9 was sufficient to earn top accolades this week, so congratulations to Parson for Prez, b squared, and Prak 56. Take a bow!

And a normally embarrassing score of 3 was sufficient enough to still be embarrassing. Hang your heads in shame Hutt Hutt Hutton and (yours truly) Johnny Unite Us.

Achtung baby: The Falcons and Colts play in Berlin Sunday morning, so get your picks in by 9am please.

The Commish

Back to regular silly NFL memes next week... (this time I promise)